floater

A turd that won't flush.

'Bill, you left a floater in there! You could at least have put some paper on top!'
'I flushed it twice. It must be a king among floaters!'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

Floater

Social floaters are middle school age, high school age, college age people, and even sometimes full adults who don't fully belong in a set group. They come in many types and can be rather diverse. They tend to drift between individual groups in search of a place to belong or happily befriend people from all kinds of groups. They can be popular or rather hidden, the defining trait is that they don't stick around with just one group or seem to exist devoid of a group.

There's no universal trait to floaters other than the lack of a solid inter-connected friend group. Some may have severe anxiety and that may be the cause of their situation or others may be perfectly content and marching to the beat of their own drum.

Jack's a floater. He's sat at five different lunch tables this month.

by goreking October 29, 2020

FLOATER

A piece of poop that has a light buoyancy and floats in the toilet water before it is flushed.

Someone didnt flush there shit and left a floater in the toilet.

by Bigoletitays November 6, 2020

Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013

oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats

johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater

by the gold diggers August 23, 2011

its a floater

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh

Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).

Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.

by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023