by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009
Get the Flesh Bagel mug.When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.
Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014
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When the participating male creates static friction on a thick rug whilst wearing socks and nothing else, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercross with the participating party(male or female).
Dude last night I left my socks on during sex and accidentally had a flesh outlet! My girl was so pissed!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
Get the flesh outlet mug.by Gander Commander May 31, 2016
Get the flesh baton mug.After anal sex, a large penis and or object is pulled out of an asshole causing ones butthole to turn inside out and spewing poop everywhere like an angry volcano.
Damn man, my couch is ruined after I pulled my Wiener and car keys out of her butthole and that FLESH VOLCANO erupted.
by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017
Get the flesh volcano mug.A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.
by K41n3n October 24, 2017
Get the flesh condom mug.The most popular ad hoc excuse used by a Flat Earther when cornered with problems that can be perceived by our own eyes such as objects behind the horizon, the existence of two celestrial poles, sunsets and so on. The term itself is not actually used by the Flerf who simply refers to it as "perspective" - but since it has ZERO to do with the ACTUAL laws of perspective, opponents of the Flat Earth came up with this portmanteau instead.
When pressed for details, the "explanation" given is basically an assault on your brain cells. It involves the "vanishing point" which is yet another real concept hijacked by the Flat Earth to suit their warped agenda. This vanishing point (which is conveniently as far away as the horizon would be on a globe) is the reason objects become smaller with more distance (except when it's the sun) and when reached, instead of being gone, the object has its lower half cut off because apparently that's how it works now ... for some reason.
Other variations include "You can only see so far!" which is a card often pulled when confronted with the question why we can't see the sun at night when it's allegedly always above the surface of the earth. Why this Nobel-Prize worthy discovery doesn't account for stars even further away than the sun is brilliantly explained with "Do your own research!"
When pressed for details, the "explanation" given is basically an assault on your brain cells. It involves the "vanishing point" which is yet another real concept hijacked by the Flat Earth to suit their warped agenda. This vanishing point (which is conveniently as far away as the horizon would be on a globe) is the reason objects become smaller with more distance (except when it's the sun) and when reached, instead of being gone, the object has its lower half cut off because apparently that's how it works now ... for some reason.
Other variations include "You can only see so far!" which is a card often pulled when confronted with the question why we can't see the sun at night when it's allegedly always above the surface of the earth. Why this Nobel-Prize worthy discovery doesn't account for stars even further away than the sun is brilliantly explained with "Do your own research!"
Sane person: "Care to explain why ships go over the horizon if the earth is flat?"
Flattie boi: "Learn about perspective! When the ship is over the horizon, try zooming in with a pair of binoculars and your ship reappears ... so don't lie to me!"
Sane person: "Nope. After watching the videos you sent me, it turns out YOU were the one lying to ME. Never did you ever zoom in on a ship that is visibly behind the horizon - you simply claimed it was and after the zoom one could see it was never even close to the horizon. It's like a before-after-pic without the before-picture. Are you perhaps too dumb to know the difference between 'not visible' and 'obscured by the horizon'?"
Flattie boi: "Instead of calling me a liar, why don't you go out and --"
Sane person: "-- do it myself? I checked your little flerspective-excuse this morning. The ship doesn't budge one bit."
Flattie boi: "W-well, you didn't zoom HARD enough!"
Flattie boi: "Learn about perspective! When the ship is over the horizon, try zooming in with a pair of binoculars and your ship reappears ... so don't lie to me!"
Sane person: "Nope. After watching the videos you sent me, it turns out YOU were the one lying to ME. Never did you ever zoom in on a ship that is visibly behind the horizon - you simply claimed it was and after the zoom one could see it was never even close to the horizon. It's like a before-after-pic without the before-picture. Are you perhaps too dumb to know the difference between 'not visible' and 'obscured by the horizon'?"
Flattie boi: "Instead of calling me a liar, why don't you go out and --"
Sane person: "-- do it myself? I checked your little flerspective-excuse this morning. The ship doesn't budge one bit."
Flattie boi: "W-well, you didn't zoom HARD enough!"
by Psy Fi April 17, 2019
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