Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

Flaayhder

pronoun/adjective
Derived from the slang term heneeleeh which means "yummy" or "I would have intercourse with you". usually whispered into ones ear. Also when someone sees a hot girl, one might say Flaayhder! Any variation of the word is permitted, however not recommended.

Person A: dude, there's a wicked hot chick over there!
Person B: FLAAYHDER!
Person C: Hey you, yeah hot chick, do you wana FlaayhderK me?....what?

OR
Person A: you gunna eat that...or save it Flaayhder?

by HaydenHKD January 21, 2009

Flap-Bag

The flap of fat that hangs over the pant line of an obese person.

That lady has one huge flap-bag.

Check out the flap-bag on that person.

by Drew Butner February 10, 2009

Flapinese

Flappy and saggy skinned old people.

"Hey, look at all them flapinese hanging around the gazebo!"

by we-take-your-breath-away June 12, 2009

flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011

flapicating

A bird carrying an alligator.

"The birds flapicate for migration"
"The birds had trouble flapicating this year because the alligators are fat"
"The birds woke up this morning and decided wait to flapicate until tomorrow"

by Richert Jackson February 28, 2023

Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.

She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.

by shieldsy February 10, 2005