Flap the gap

He fucked your mom and flaped your mom in a 2 seconed period

You that guy is flap the gap bro

by Yejegjejebe March 14, 2020

flap flakes

Dandruff of the vagina.

Yeah bro I thought it was snowing when I went down on her. Turns out it was just flap flakes.

by Plsbnice69 June 21, 2020

Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.

After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

Flap House Fandango

A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.

During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.

Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.

by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011