by youarntcute December 11, 2019

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.
"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."
by TotalLoss March 21, 2024

super cute. can be a dick. super cute. really funny. phat assss. thinks hes funny but really he only is sometimes. big dick. super cute.
by youarntcute December 11, 2019

The humble contribution to the success of a colleague or colleagues and positive participation in the evolution of the colleague community for the good of the whole. Trust, integrity and growth are the core values of Finchness.
She showed real Finchness when she won that new job but handed it to her new colleague; John noticed that Jane was overwhelmed by the volume of work, so he showed Finchness by offering to take over some of the tasks; the project was going to compromise the reputation of the whole community; Gill's Finchness caused her to take action before it was too late.
by DBazzz December 3, 2024

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all
by Finch_hater May 27, 2025

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022
