pipe fitters

a well shaped set of lips on a woman that are most appropriate for performing oral sex on a male's penis

that Anglina Jolie has a real set of pipe fitters

by soprano-line thief April 23, 2004

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

non filter

Riping a bare ass fart. no underwear or pants to filter the sound or smell.

abby wanted me to rip a non filter on her face.

by hairy hole April 20, 2010

Dirty Coffee Filter

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter

I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.

by Gags730 October 13, 2014

pimms filter

Young ladies who get drunk on pimms at garden parties and proceed to shed their panties for young studs.

The party was spoiled by the distinct lack of pimms filters in attendance, there were a couple of cougars there so all was not lost.

by Shrek March 8, 2005

Filter

An intangilbe device that determines which thoughts to actually say out loud to another human being.

"My sister says some dumb shit, she was born without a filter."

by Benbejammin August 17, 2008

Filter

To empty the tank...to let the boys go swimming... I’m talking about jacking your dick ladies and gentlemen. When a man gets backed up, he needs to filter, to get out with the old, and bring in the new. Without filtering you’d get prostate cancer.

I love to filter!!!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR December 18, 2018