evan nardone

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport

Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone

by The real slang July 10, 2017

Evangalena

Evangalena is a sweet, talented and a sexy girl. Who is also really easy to get a long with! One look and you'll want to be her friend. While she has everyone distracted, she might cheat off of you little bit if you aren'the careful!

Phoebe: Did you just she Evangalena? She justhe cheated off of Wades test!
Zane: Chill. 1st of all, she would never do that. 2nd of all my brother isn't the smartest in the world.
Phoebe: You're just blinded my her beauty like everyone else!

by There's Wade, Zane, and Gage April 21, 2018

Evan and dino

Big amounts of gay

Guy1: hey look at Evan and dino making out guy 2: yeah that's gross

by Big gaymer April 10, 2019

Evan Tuck

He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.

Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock

by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019

Evan

one of the most caring guys you’ll ever meet. he’s selfless and loves to comfort people. he’s highkey gory and loves rock & rap. he’s really cute and has blonde curly hair and green eyes. he is a total goofball and loves to have a good time. when you talk to him it feels like you’re the only girl in the world. will love you more than you’ll ever know. one of the most loving people ever. puts up with your bs and loves you anyways. but not backstabbing type thing. his intuition is strong as a mf and he’s a really protective boyfriend but only wants what’s best for you. protective but not jealous. will always have your back and will be there in the long run. a boy that has a huge dick and all the girls want him but only one can have him.

Evan is the greatest person to talk to for advice

by iloveny July 15, 2019

Evan

Evan is the most cutest boy you'll ever meet. He's very protective. He has the most adorable smile you've ever seen. Every girl would want him because of his sense of humor, his smile, him being protective, and making you happy every day. When you see him you just want to go up to him and hug and drown him in your love.

Girl #1: "Who is that boy over there?"
Girl #2: "That's Evan, isn't he the cutest boy you've ever seen?"
Girl #1: "Yes, I just want to go up to him and shower him with my love!"

by imkindof.depressed November 6, 2019

Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020