Ekene

Ekene is a Nigerian name for a girl that means "thanks be to god". The girl is usually beautiful, nice, hot, athletic, and smart. She gets all the guys. Also the name of a very succesful celebri

My girlfriends an Ekene and she is soo nice to everyone, and so hot!

by KingsleyGirl322 August 17, 2011

Ebenezer Squeezer

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.

I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.

by Lee Richards July 11, 2010

burn event

A camping festival, such as Burning Man or one of its regional spinoffs, which is: based on social principles similar to those of Burning Man (such as "radical self-reliance," "leave no trace," and no vending permitted); at which are found numerous works of art, interactive performances, and art cars; and which culminates in the ritual burning of a large wooden object.

She's a hardcore burner - probably went to more than twelve burn events in the last year.

by papertygre June 1, 2010

homo event

Basically any event planned or extemporaneous,, that the homos host to further the gay agenda.

Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event.

We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

I ain't even mad

A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.

Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?

Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.

Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!

Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.

by u_so_ugly_though December 14, 2015

even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

by jsd9632 March 13, 2012

I don't even caare!

An expression used when one has nothing else to say. Usually used after an insult.

Adrian: Hey Grant, you're a total fag!
Grant: Well guess what...I don't even caare!

by gfizzle February 6, 2008