Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

Electile Dysfunction

Reason our president is in office

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.

Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

2020 election

its been going on for 2 days now and it's a close call to make and it's really fucking annoying how much of a big deal it is. THEY ARE BOTH ASSHOLES! HOW DO PEOPLE NOT RELIZE.

The 2020 election is what started world war 4. World War 3 was started because Britain and France fucked up Russia for bear abuse.

by Beastmode1158 November 4, 2020

elecjizzity

Visible signs that one is really enjoying a good fuck, other than the obvious ejaculation: hard breathing, grunting, "ick" sounds produced in the throat, a "cummy face".

She could tell that her husband really had elecjizzity.

by pentozali May 26, 2010

2016 presidential elections

A sign that the apocalypse has come

2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar

by anonymous November 17, 2016