Dutch Ear

The ability to enjoy, beyond all objective measures, terrible singing and/or music.

"Put your Dutch Ears on, we're going to the Jessica Simpson concert."

by perpetual victim December 14, 2007

Grape Dutch

A popular new flavor of the Dutchmaster cigars. They're sweet and aromatic. They're a subtle and pleasent way to burn through approx. 1.5 - 3 grams of your favorite treat.

"Yo i just copped a grape dutch from Getty."
"Man! That foolish hater wouldnt sell me a grape dutch!"
"Have you endulged in a delicious grape dutch yet?"

by GhettoDogDan November 18, 2007

Dutch treat

When everyone in a group is expected to pay their own portion of a dinner bill.

by Daryl May 11, 2003

The Dutch Touch

A Dutch persons mojo.

The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...

"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"

Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off

Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...

by Dutch Touch October 8, 2006

dutch courage

(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.

I need some dutch courage before going down on that hairy, spotty bush!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Dutchland

Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).

Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.

Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.

by Flaminghorse August 5, 2017

dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007