Dwarfy

a word describing someone of less than average height.

Nic: Hey, do you think Lauren is dwarfy?

Chris: Nah, she's not short enough.

by CReeves July 8, 2012

Dwerking

The act of "twerking", but performed by a nude male in which the penis is flopping to the motion of the dance.

My girl really got off on me dwerking for her last night, until I dwerked too hard and my peen slapped my nuts real hard. I got a mushroom shaped bruise now on my sack bro. Guess it's gonna happen sometimes.

by zuulybully October 12, 2018

Derfed

Verb: to Derf is to purposfully send someone the wrong way, or to trick someone into going the wrong way. You have to strike it with such confidence and not to stutter that they do not second guess you and still believe they are going the right way. Even when they know they have gone the wrong way, they blame or doubt themselves.

This guy asked me for directions and I totally derfed him.

by Joeseppe July 15, 2019

Battle Dwarf

I short fat ugly girl

OMG Bruce that battle dwarf is checking you out!

by Mysteriis January 10, 2010

dwarfskin rumpler

a frightening new swear word used in pleasanton CA that will scare children and sometimes make people named paul curl in the fetal position, hide in the nearest closet, and wet themselves

Brenden: DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!

Paul: stop or ill tell your dad you smoke brendalfly

by Sheldon Molesk August 23, 2007

dwarf paladin

terribad class and race combination
the bane of all life's existence

"I am a dwarf paladin...
short and stout....
here is my hammer and here is my mount...
when I get attacked I scream and shout...
up pops my bubble and I hearthstone out."

by John Lockingsst August 3, 2009

Dwarfgasm

1.(n). When a dwarf (small person) is at the peak of its sexual pleasure.
2.(n) When a man with a baby penis (1-3 inches) has an orgasm
3.(v) engaging in sexual intercourse with or around a dwarf.( may be between 2 dwarves or a dwarf and a normal sized person.)
4. for 3 or more dwarves see Dworgy

1) WOW! i can't believe lil John had a Dwarfgasm with lil Kim on the coffee table this morning!
2) Sam has such a small shlong that he can only dwarfgasm for 3 seconds.

by Dwarfgasm November 19, 2011