Dumpsicle

When one shits and it hangs, then eventually falls from the anus into the toilet. Beware of the splash!

I was taking this mean dumpsicle and it splashed all over my anus and balls.

by Dumpsicle Dave January 29, 2010

Dumptug

Masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet having a poo

Eeeeeee took a porn mag to the toilet for reading material and decided to have a tug as he was aroused thus he was having a dumptug

by Shaggers007 October 19, 2011

dumbstorming

The opposite of brainstorming/Coming up with idiotic ideas in serious, stressful situations. It can also be used in the form of a verb (to dumbstorm).

Peter's dumbstorming led to the idea of adding red wine to the stain on Joe's priceless white shirt.

by Christian Wolff June 20, 2017

Dumpscare

1. The fear associated with a potential shart.
2. Any unexpected shit- and/or fart-related event that can be described as a jumpscare.

Two buddies after Chipotle:
quiet flatulence, followed by a prominent wetness
"Hey, man, what happened? You look stressed."
"Dumpscare."

by schlupboi September 10, 2021

River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.

Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.

by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018

hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

by Modak May 13, 2014