Gaze dodge

The act of avoiding looking directly at somebody repulsive. The repulsion may be caused by ugliness, UFO's (unidentified facial objects) or small deformities such as birth marks. The common side affect of gaze dodging is guilt, an act to be used sensibly. Gaze Dodging is predominantly used when at supermarket checkouts.

"Man, she was so ugly i had to gaze dodge her"

"We all do sometimes, bro"

by Landoddage May 27, 2009

Reality Dodger

A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.

A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.

Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"

Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".

Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"

by Social-Observer October 1, 2010

Matt Dodged

(adj) Derived from the terrible New York Giants Punter Matt Dodge.
(1). To royally screw up

There is no way im getting that job, i totally Matt Dodged the interview.

by NYG4life February 21, 2011

Mathieu Dodge

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.

During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.

by Urban‎ Dictionary August 1, 2023

bam shock dodge

The player who is dodging a thunder shock in the game Mario Kart. If a racer is using a bullet or star and the other racer used a thunder shock. The player must say: bam, shock dodge.

"But bam shock dodge again, Wauw im on fire. Total skill, this guy got nothing on me men"

by Gerasny March 27, 2018

dude

A word that americans use to address each other. Particularly stoners, surfers and skaters.

dude, i'm like......dude

by Foyf January 28, 2003

Game Dude

Alexander Badr, also known as the Game Dude (YouTube name: alexander4488), is a whiny, egotistical game reviewer who is just a carbon copy of the Angry Video Game Nerd, minus any of the Nerd's wit or effort. He constantly revises his shitty game reviews while failing to realize that his reviews are still unfunny and boring to listen to. He constantly checks YouTube to see if anybody's mocking his lack of talent, and then make 7 videos bitching about the 6 minute long video that he's criticizing. He'll probably read this and post a video about it too (or make a definition glorifying himself)

"My God, that Kanye West's ego is reaching Game Dude proportions."

Game Dude: LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Myxamatosis December 29, 2009