Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

by dogstar May 5, 2009

driving metal

When driving, the act of raising the index and pinkie fingers to give the metal horns while holding the top of the steering wheel with the rest of your hand.

I was driving along the other day, and I was rockin' some Mercyful Fate and started driving metal \m/\m/.

by Galileo Humpkins January 27, 2008

driving naked.

Driving without GPS.

Give me a break man I am driving naked.

by Pete Dunville January 24, 2009

Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

driving stick shift

to masterbate

G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?

Arly: He said he is helping his mom...

G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift

by LasPlagas December 2, 2009

driving miss daisy

driving with the white lady in the car. riding dirty with a quantity of cocaine in the vehicle.

I hope the cops don't pull me over because I'm driving miss daisy.

by jackmosley May 1, 2009

Sleep Driving

Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.

Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!

by Static1432 September 22, 2009