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doughnut 

a very large asshole; the most famous doughnut belongs to ryan hallowell
Wow! Howie has the biggest doughnut i've ever seen. He must have been taking it up the butt alot last night.
doughnut by nhlallstar36 June 21, 2009

John Dough 

A man who is really loaded, aka Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Dough Boy, Pillsbury. Opposite of Owen Cash.
THUGLY: Why are we following this guy?

MUGLY: We're gonna rob him.

THUGLY: What, is he Johnny Paycheck?

MUGLY: No, he aint some guy who just got paid, in fact, he doesn't even have a job.

THUGLY: So, why would we try to rob some Owen Cash guy?

MUGLY: Because he aint no "Owen Cash", he's "John Dough" -- he's filthy rich. We're gonna jump him, take him to the ATM, and rob him.

John Dough walks to his car. Thugly & Mugly jump out to attack. Floodlights turn on, BullMastiffs come running, and John Dough WresponKiBo's the two idiots. Soon the BullMastiffs have their mouths over the assailants faces, and two armed bodyguards show up.

BG #1: Should I call the police, sir?

John Dough: (holds up cell phone) I already did William.
John Dough by Mugly Majors November 22, 2006

her-she-dough-she 

The master of the dojo arena. In order to become the Dojo Master, you must beat the incumbent her-she-dough-she in an intense one-on-one battle of the bow game.
I wish to become the new her-she-dough-she, but i was unable to defeat the dojo master... Josh Renel!!!!!!
her-she-dough-she by lindser0291 December 9, 2008

dough not 

When you're going to say "don't" but then switch to "do not" halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two.
Jimmy: I dough not want pizza today.
Fred: What?
dough not by Slatte October 15, 2010

time to make the doughnuts 

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"
Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst

Douchy Douche

someone who is even more of a douche than a douche
That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!
Douchy Douche by |V|46607 December 24, 2008