A gril version of a douchebag, know to show off about their money and are hoplessly stupid when it comes to the easiest stuff, no to mention, they tan, drink too much, and get beat up later.
by MoronMan22 June 27, 2011
Get the Douchette mug.Like douche bag but to the next level, something completely and utterly retarded and pointless. Offen used as an insult or to say that you do not enjoy something.
by Natalie Theriault May 15, 2006
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The practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). The higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. It is traditional to play "Scatman" by Scatman John after completing this act. Video footage of a quality douching is a must.
That killer douching of Pierre from the top of the Eiffel Tower was definitely one for the history books.
by Nick D March 9, 2005
Get the douching mug.This is an annoyingly infuriating (and yet so insignificant it is almost unworthy of mention) satellite of it's larger master. This lesser or minor douchie serves to bolster it's host's confidence and morale by reinforcement-by-mimic the host's words and actions. This diminutive annoyance is only seen accompanying a Douchie, Douche, Douchepirate or Douchie McDouche. It is worthy to note that this is not a singleton or honorific designation; there may be multiple doucheparrots accompanying a larger douchebag.
That douchie at GI JOES had entrained several douchie mcdoucheparrots to keep harassing me and my GF over this expensive bag.
by chris mcneglidouche January 9, 2008
Get the Douchie McDoucheParrot mug.Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
by popcycles June 21, 2010
Get the Douchetard mug.After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.
by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009
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