Derek Dumper

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020

Drop the Derek

The act of smashing one's own genitals on an object or person.

1. I droped the derek on her last night
2. You give me that or I'll drop the derek on you
3. I droped the derek and broke that bitches chin
4. He droped the derek right on my ass

by Steaming Bowels January 13, 2009

time of dere

"Time of dere" is a period when one is in love, or feels attracted to someone. For instance, when someone falls deeply in love with a certain idol group or actor, they might post "I've entered the time of dere." During the time of dere, anything the object of affection does will conjure feelings of love in the subject. Even situations that others would find strange will make the time of dere subject fall more deeply in love...

Fangirl: "omg junkook is so fucking amazing, I think I've entered the time of dere"
Fangirl:*proceeds to ship junkook with the rest of BTS with online games*
Fangirl friend:"Ew, that's totally messed up"

This example is very broad

by Neko God June 2, 2018

derelict

One whom is of the white trash community, poor, has no working job, and unpleasant to be around. One may shorten the word derelict to the following words: Darell, Big D, Double D, FORREST,or D approved. It dosen't matter how you say it, it all means the same thing. One may be embarrassed to be around a Darell but face it, we all have a little Darell in us.

Wow dude you just killed the joke Forrest, I mean Derelict!

by Logan Preston December 22, 2007

Derek Jeter

A Baseball player for the Yankees who always gives his best every game. July 1st, 2004 showed his determination of the game where he caught a short pop fly nobody could've caught and couldnt slow down in time to avoid crashing into the Yankee Stadium seats.

non baseball fan: Why does Derek Jeter always run for his life on pop flies?
non baseball fan's friend: Because he's Derek Jeter

by BaseballFanatic27 July 26, 2005

Derecho

A derecho is a widespread fast moving squall line of thunderstorms. On average it travels 60 MPH taking approximately 12 hours to travel from Chicago to New York City. It accompanies mainly high winds due to its speed, intense lightning/ thunder and downpour. Sometimes have a wind sheer that can produce a tornado. The shape usually is a bow echo (looks like a bow on radar) or backwards "C."

Derecho Wind Downpour Squall Line Weather Bow Echo Tornado

by weirdalfan1980 June 28, 2013

Derek

He is a loving loyal guy. He will stick by you no matter what. He may be going through some things. But even if he is don't let him go, You will regret it. He is always there when you need him. He is athletic, smart, adorable (even though he thinks he's probably not), but Best of all he is a loyal and grateful for everything. He doesn't care about your past it's about the future, don't let him go. Sometimes he tends to feel unwanted, but don't let him feel that way because he's amazing in every way shape and form. His body is perfect the way it is. He is the coolest person you'll ever meet and that's a fact. Don't mess with his feelings, he goes through a lot sometimes. But that doesn't stop him from his dreams, from what he wants. Any girl that gets him is soooooooo luck. Take care of him.

Girl 1: Is that Derek?
Girl 2: Yeah, that is.
Girl 1: Is he single?
Girl 2: No, he is dating the chill girl in school.
Girl 1: She is so lucky.

by Babygirl4L August 1, 2017