Dave Thomson

A slicked back hair style favoured by car sales managers.

That's some Dave Thomson you've got there mate. Been down the Cutting Edge again?

by Cmacoriginal October 11, 2021

Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009

Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

The Dave Coulier Effect

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.

The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.

by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019

Poor Dave

Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim

I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"

Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.

by Lmfaotrue January 3, 2021

The Big Dave

The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.

The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave

by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015

Go Get It Dave!

To motivate a friend to commit to an action

Chris: "I'm thinking about growing more crops in my backyard for winter."

Eden: "Go Get It Dave!"

by BradenButter July 24, 2020