Distractits

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.

Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.

by alasjizz March 28, 2015

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject

ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity

by CEwing November 5, 2015

distractional

To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.

Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.

by www.distractional.com April 23, 2016

Distractaprocrastinating

The act of procrastinating and being distracted at the same time.

Ryan - "Danie, have you finished the English Homework yet? Can you slide answers?"
Danie - "Oh sorry I guess I was distractaprocrastinating."

by drury01 January 24, 2017

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

distractula

An easily distracted blood sucker with no regard for anything other than themself

The distractula quickly rummaged account to account looking for anything that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.

by ovsooner September 29, 2017