Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.
I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.
by AWOFF November 21, 2010
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2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 24, 2009
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A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
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Get the Dingcong mug.Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.
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