No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.

I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.

by Moteq January 1, 2017

throwing dice

When a man jacks off.

I walked in on him throwing dice.

by cofactor July 16, 2014

fuzzy dice

Pimp dice. They come in many colors like black, blue, and pink. These mean you are a true pimp

Damn you got some gansta ass fuzzy dice yo!

by DizzyLizzy January 14, 2007

roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 6, 2004

Roll and dice

This a jamaican term created in 2010 which means direspecting, tricking and scaming an individual

"The lotto scammer roll and diced the young woman"

"he was sent to the principal because he had roll and dice the teacher"

by College yute November 2, 2012

Mark Dice

The best media analyst on Youtube.

"Have you watched the latest video by Mark Dice?"

by Donald J Trump 70 years March 10, 2017

Dice Gamble

Dice Gamble is the 1st Lady of Holy Hip Hop
Aka Ministress Dice Gamble
She is a Licensed Minister of Music with an
Album in stores called
'Crazy Praise'
Dice has world wide distribution by EMI Gospel/Holy Hip Hop
holyhiphip.com for more info or...
dicegamble.com dicegambletv.com, youtube.com, myspace.com/diceg

Dice Gamble is also a Motivational Speaker,a engineer, a writer, a producer, as well as an chef.
Dice Gamble has been touring the country doing music and speaking since 1996.
Dice Gamble heads a bread ministry that is sposored by Publix to feed the needy.
Dice Gamble is the CEO of her Marketing and Management company Dynasty Godidea.
Dice Gamble is a multi-talented artist and business mongul.

by Pink T April 3, 2009