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derp-derp

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"
Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?
by Boston Terrierist May 10, 2009
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Delph

Another word for 'dishes' used by Irish people. Plates, bowls, saucers, cups. But not cutlery.
Mam: Go put the delph in the sink, will ye?
Me: Ahh jaysus ma!
by theregattascene July 5, 2012
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be-derp

1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire

2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.
Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.
by sKiTtleZ-TastingDeRainbow January 13, 2008
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Derp

Herp da derp derpa derp. A derpity

derpity herpa derp derp. Derp derp

derp. A herp derp herpity derpity derp.
Derp 1: Herp derp?

Derp 2: Derp.

Derp 1: Derpa herp derp derp?

Derp 2: Derp...
by ElTalonO August 30, 2010
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derp

one that expells an action of a complete and total fail
*Person 1 tries to walk up the down escalator*
Person 2: DERP!
by DerpYou February 7, 2010
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Derpalite

The lowest form of ignorance and retardation known to mankind. Any depralite will make your brain hurt and cause you to lose braincells before you can even say derp.
The derpalites....they...derp...
by Fuck you depralites April 30, 2010
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Derpalicious

When your girlfriend is severly lacking intelligence but the only reason your holding on to her is because she is hot.

guy: dude she doesnt get anything! I have to keep explaining jokes to her.

Friend: Dump her already!

guy: No effin way. she's derpalicious
by shyamieplaysguitar May 23, 2010
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