Dense Motherfucker

Someone who makes doesn't think well enough

I am not thinking enough for this definition making me a dense motherfucker

by Your Mutha November 19, 2013

Dense Breast

When dem titties be hard

Dem some dense breasts.

by krimsonnazi November 20, 2016

Dense

Someone who lacks common sense.

A.K.A Leanne

Leanne, Jesus you're a dense wee chick.

by comcomcomcom September 1, 2014

deaned

To have be pinned down by several men while several others grope you're testicles and often have an object such as a bottle or a phone or fingers shoved up you're anus.

Billy-"Hey everyone!! Look over there that guy is being deaned!!!"

Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"

by Alfred Amigo January 21, 2008

dense

dense:
- (adj.) relating to matter per unit squared science
- (adj.) someone who lacks common sense, or humiliates themself
- (n.) someone of ignorance; someone of disgrace

Water isn't very dense, with an approximate 1.00 g/mL.

Ryan is very dense. He makes a fool of herself daily!

... is a dense.

by urbandictionarytom March 8, 2015

dense breast

A heavy and thick boob. Urban myth has it that the tit can be used as a weapon.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

by yes juanito yes September 30, 2016

Dansereau

1. A person that works as a dispatcher and dominates the spa which usually ends up with a barker.

2. A person that throws a gift on the ground and stomps on it with hopes up ended up with another guy.

1. Dude, I just totally dominated that spa, and just pulled a dansereau with a barker which ended up with a amazing barker.

2. I just dansereau'd that guy and pulled a barker.

by JD - TS July 8, 2010