American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Bass Deaf is when you crank up the bass on your music WAY too hard for a prolonged time and go temporarily deaf.
Anon got some new bass boosted headphones and cranked the bass too high, Now he's gone bass deaf.
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It is when someone feels no/little/opposite tempature
Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!
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Someone who suffers from deafness has limited, or suffered complete loss of hearing.
-Oy, this Johnny is pissin' me off. I called him a dickhead earlier but he didnt even look at me.
-Yeah, he suffer from deafness.
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To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album
Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.
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If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
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