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The Afternoon

The Afternoon is a song by Lemon Demon that slaps. No it KILLS.
person: what's your favorite Lemon Demon song?
me: The Afternoon! it's in the View-Monster album.
The Afternoon by OC Chaos Soup August 25, 2022

golden afternoon 

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.
Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

Girl afternoon brunch 

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
Girl afternoon brunch by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023

good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.
"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"

good afternoon 

A greeting you might use in the afternoon (12:00 until 17:59).
good afternoon by Siririba July 10, 2025