Fire crouch

Term used to describe the crouch of a redhead chick. The curtains match the carpet

"Omg look at that fire crouch, I would get lost for days in that busch"

by Masson December 3, 2004

Couche Tard

(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.

1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."

by Boosh81 April 23, 2010

Crotchet

1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. The combination of crotch and rocket

1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"

by Shadow Link (Tyler) July 16, 2008

couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

by Al February 3, 2005

crouching tiger, hidden dragon

a term given to a young lady or a girlfriend whom you must "crouch" down to kiss and who provokes the "hidden dragon" upon kissing you.

Dawg, you see shorty ova there--Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

by Von Bradley September 6, 2005

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

Crouching Tiger

When a woman pegs her man in the ass, hitting his G-spot, while crouching over to simultaneously suck his dick. While this could be considered a domme act, the incentive is usually for the utmost enhancement of the man's pleasure, i.e., having his G-spot hit while getting head.

Last night I texted Kate telling her I had a stressful day at work. She said she had a special surprise for me. Well, dinner on the table and a massage was great, but once we were in bed, she really made my toes curl with this sex move she called the "crouching tiger." Best orgasm of my life. I picked out a ring at Jared's on lunch break. You can't just not wife that.

by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013