Cooter with teeth

The scariest and most dangerous thing a penis will *ever* encounter.

Also see cooter.

Shit, my wang got bit off by a cooter with teeth.

by Skrath May 6, 2004

cooter packing pussy licker

A fancy term for a lesbian.

Charlene will soon become bored of riding cock, and will resort to licking snatch. She will then be a cooter packing pussy licker.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

Cooter Crickets

Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

by ginger petunia November 29, 2003

Coaster Enthusiast

A human that takes more interest in rollercoasters than any other object on earth including religion, school and family. They consider themselves able to alter the fate of any theme park if they complain enough. Normally having bad social skills but a good memory, the coaster enthusiasts maintain a steady diet of cinnamon bread. In the winter they go into hibernation due to most themeparks being closed. They complain about the general public and will not shut up about whenever someone gets one stat of a rollercoaster wrong.

General public: hey have you ridden fury 325 yet, it's 310 feet tall
Coaster Enthusiast: Jeez, its 325, I mean the name even tells you the height
General pubic: calm down

by HMRCRP02 February 6, 2017

Cooter Killer

When you are porking your girlfriend, you being on top her on the bottom, and you feel that special feeling like you have to blow a massive load. You quickly but skillfully go into a full fledged handstand and scream any word of your choice. We suggest; "Wooooo" or, "Hi-Yah!". Then as you are coming down, try your damnedest to get it back where you started. The success rate is very poor, but some manage to hit the love mitten. (95% miss, don't feel bad.) Finally, you kill the coot! Thus, the name being...DUN DUN DUN....The Cooter Killer.

CoReSaZ: With those free Trojans I got in the mail, man, I totally gave Fran the Cooter Killer!
B-Dizz: Right on!...Who in the hell is Fran?!
CoReSaZ: Sams mom :)...I wish :(

by Corey and Brendon March 24, 2008

cooter bone

Cooter Bone: a cooter bone is the part of a woman's pelvic bone that is behind to her cooter

That bitch pissed me off so bad I wanted to kick her in the cooter bone.

I was hitting that so hard last night I got a bruise from that girl's cooter bone.

by Samuel S. August 22, 2007

COOTER PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.

WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.

by CHATCHER January 19, 2009