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Swamp cooter

by Hennyqueen December 18, 2016
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Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.
Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
by JestyCat August 2, 2010
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Cooter Pie

The best disguised name for a vagina, mainly used at drive-thru windows.
Customer: Do you guys still have the cooter pie?

McDonald's Worker: (yelling) DO WE STILL HAVE THE COOTER PIE?
by n-hole December 22, 2008
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cooter

i stuck my finger in her cooter
by taboobies November 26, 2006
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Soup coolers

A descriptive term used to described and overly eager person to hit a pipe regardless of it's content.
Look at Tyrone and his soup coolers! He's making love to that thing!
by LauraKroft January 23, 2020
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Cooterific

Chris's mom's cooter was amazing last night
by Andy March 4, 2004
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cooter cleavage

Camel toe. When a woman has her pants so tight you can literaly read her pussy lips. Only in the front and only for women. see grape smuggler to see the male definition
Your wife has so much cooter cleavage that it starts at her knee caps and goes strait to her nipples.
by yer mom March 28, 2003
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