confuzzled

A word that me and my friend made up to describe when we're lost and/or don't follow something. Only we later discoverd that we weren't as original as we thought and other people used it too much to our annoyance. Bastards. But to our credit we started the trend!

I'm so confuzzled...damnit..

by Shannon June 17, 2004

confizzled

Having so much emotions(confusion) that you can't use proper English.

Sarah was so confizzled when picking high schools.

by mimi1136 August 7, 2014

Confizzled

To be ‘Confizzled’ is where you are confused with the current situation in front of you (or in the world at large) but at least you have champagne.

At the black tie soirée last week, Martha slapped Olivia with a side of smoked salmon despite not having spoken to her before.

I was drinking Moët, utterly confizzled, and didn’t know what was happening at all!

by T444MPS July 30, 2020

conjizzded

When your nose is stuffy…. But it’s full of jizz!!! UwU

Hey babe what’s wrong?? Nothing I’m just conjizzded *jizz runs out of nose*

by Poobum3536 March 24, 2024

confuzzled

To be confused and dizzy at the same time.

I just ran into a glass door and am therefore confuzzled.

by Texthechick September 17, 2006

confuzzled

very confused; not knowing; out of it

Paul: hey did you hear what happened at school and all that stuff?
Kelsey: what?
Paul: well coz you know about the you-know-who thing, right? well u-know-who #1 and u-know-who #3 finally got together, and so obviously u-know-who #5 was totally jealous.......
Kelsey:what??!! I'm very confuzzled.

by balletstar December 31, 2007

confuzzled

to be confused; confusing

i'm so confuzzled about why people go to IKEA.

by sqeegie beckenhime March 30, 2008