comparative grammar

To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.

I thought I knew how to speak, read, and write until I studied comparative grammar.

by Barely Literate December 27, 2007

compromise

Sailing

I will go to the zoo and you will go sailing, thus is compromise. yay!

by duffman2 November 13, 2011

compromise

the end of an argument where everyone is unhappy

Sally wanted ice cream, Anna wanted pizza, they came to a compromise and went to get ice cream pizza

by if I have to October 26, 2020

exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison

(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.

by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009

comprovise/impromise

To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.

I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

1/5 compromise

a compromise made on a Minecraft server agreeing that for every one person that doesn't curse is equal to 5 people cursing, thus giving them the power of admin.

In the darkest times of Minecraft the only way to make the game stay Christian was to enforce the 1/5 Compromise

by HentaiNiggaXD October 28, 2017

Comaro

another name fora shitty car that does 0.1 miles a gallon, they got one powerd by SS (super slow)

my 240 running a sr20 can smoke that piece of shit comaro, its super slow, cant even outrun a person with no legs.

by FUCKMUSCLECARS July 6, 2007