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fuzzy coffin

man it got trapped in a fuzzy coffin
by cupcakes00000001 August 29, 2017
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Shadow Combine

by LJ is best gurl April 21, 2021
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urban.comdictionary

Me:*types urban.comdictionary*
Urban.comdictionary:Calls The phone number of a badguy to my house
Me:AAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE
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Shadow Combine

Shadow Combine is a piece of shit, a cool one obviously
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doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.
If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.
by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006
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sportsman's combination

A mother daughter tag-team.
Bro, I scored a sportsman's combination by tag teaming my girl and her mom.
by Salmon assassin April 19, 2017
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Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.
"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"
by tytybo November 8, 2011
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