Columbian Bonfire 

The act of setting fire to approximately thirty pounds of marijuana laced with cocaine in a room with all the windows and doors shut and then letting it all burn slowly while four or more people engage in sexual intercourse around the fire, all while The Mars Volta is playing in the background.

Hey Juan, did you get invited to the Columbian Bonfire at Rosario's place on Friday night?

Yeah man, I promised him I'd bring my copy of De-Loused.

Columbian Bonfire by neeeeerrrrrp November 17, 2010

Columbian Bulldozer 

In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks

John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?

Columbian Bulldozer by Captain Fluffy December 15, 2016

columbian hello 

A Colombian Hello is when you probe her anus in a plunging motion with a finger at the start foreplay.

Also a proper greeting in an elevator of a hotel and or performed in a Janitors closet.

Hey Mike did you give Sally the Colombian Hello?

You know I did! I Plunged my finger In her anus, knuckle deep bro! Columbian Hello

columbian hello by FredoFilth February 2, 2018

columbian shaved ice 

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

columbian shaved ice by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

Columbian oven 

Raise your partners ass straight in the air. Deposit a half gram of cocaine onto your partners asshole, get your partner to fart creating a cocaine cloud while the recipient inhales the cloud

That columbian oven gave me pink eye

Columbian oven by John coxtostin September 4, 2020

Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.

ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

Reverse Combine Harvester by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012

The Combine 

The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth. The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth.

Glory to The Combine.

The Combine by Th3 0v3rse3r December 18, 2016