Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
by Azzaazza July 11, 2007
A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.
by Rosalinda the dirty hooker May 22, 2018
by Doowah February 11, 2011
To spend a large portion of the day downtown, or in another area abundant in coffee shops, visiting as many coffee shops as possible. When coffee hopping, one buys a small coffee/pastry, spends some time in a coffee house, then moves on to another coffee shop to pass the time. (Can also be defined as attempting to sit for as long as possible in a coffee shop without purchasing anything, then moving onto another place when the barista is on to you.)
Tom: You were downtown for 16 hours? What'd you do the whole time?
Jerry: Coffee hopped.
Tom: How many places did you go?
Jerry: Twelve.
Jerry: Coffee hopped.
Tom: How many places did you go?
Jerry: Twelve.
by schpix November 28, 2010
man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again
by idakothetricky June 27, 2012
by Jones Valusse November 22, 2016