1- An individual who cares about what coffee or coffee mix drink they put in their mouth. A coffee snob is not ok with starbucks, or Tim hotrons, or dunkin doughnuts, or mcdonalds...etc.
2- a coffee snob would rather drink water than drink old coffee. An anal coffee snob will not drink the coffee if it needs milk and anything more than 1 tsp of sugar.
3- a coffee snob supports local roasters and refuses to drink folgers, maxwellhouse, or any other pre-ground non-fresh coffee... Including instant.
2- a coffee snob would rather drink water than drink old coffee. An anal coffee snob will not drink the coffee if it needs milk and anything more than 1 tsp of sugar.
3- a coffee snob supports local roasters and refuses to drink folgers, maxwellhouse, or any other pre-ground non-fresh coffee... Including instant.
Hey, you want some coffee?
What do you have?
I got instant and folgers.
Umm... You got water?
Oh... You must be a coffee snob, huh?
Ya, sorry.
What do you have?
I got instant and folgers.
Umm... You got water?
Oh... You must be a coffee snob, huh?
Ya, sorry.
by The coffee snob October 3, 2011
by Skippyzu July 22, 2019
From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'
by Princess Bubblegum Alicorn July 21, 2015
When you need that quick get me up energy, You reach in your Pocket And Pull out a bag Of powder Cocaine aka "Pocket Coffee"
Person1: "How is Collin on his 18th hour of Driving For Uber? How is he not tired?"
Person2: "Did he Have His POCKET COFFEE on him"
Person1: "Pocket coffee? What's that?
Person2:COCAINE , dufus how else you think he's been making all that money doing Uber? HES GEEKED UPPPPP
Person2: "Did he Have His POCKET COFFEE on him"
Person1: "Pocket coffee? What's that?
Person2:COCAINE , dufus how else you think he's been making all that money doing Uber? HES GEEKED UPPPPP
by Alpha Male OG 90s Baby November 26, 2022
by Dr Piggapuss October 1, 2018
To pour coffee is to plug a drain with feces. Most often said in reference places such as public restrooms and water fountains. The term originated from how the water turns brown with shit. Waffle stomping is a similar activity, but more associated with a private setting.
Person 1: Dude, I saw someone pouring coffee in the water fountain.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.
by Dyspros April 19, 2022
Trying to fit in by doing something you don't normally do. Most commonly said when an individual pretends to like coffee at work to fit in with coworkers who are drinking it.
Joey: Why is Ryan acting like he knows about cars?
Christian: He's just 'drinking the coffee' to impress them.
Christian: He's just 'drinking the coffee' to impress them.
by Phantom Joss June 29, 2017