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Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck
Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck
by yv July 8, 2004
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clusterfluff

when things are going horribly wrong, and you're surrounded by children or people you can't swear around, this is the clusterfluff!
when the third child pooed his pants, Amy realized that her job had quickly turned into a clusterfluff!
by W0rdSm1th123 April 15, 2011
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Argentinian Clusterfuck

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.
SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.
by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009
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Asian Propensity to Cluster

The Asian Propensity to Cluster (APC) refers to the tendency for people of Asian descent to gather in large groups. This is particularly true for Asians experiencing a move to a new social setting, such as college or high school.
Yeah, the Asian Propensity to Cluster is always in full effect at freshman orientation.
by shakeybob December 17, 2010
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cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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cluster fuck

Military origin, but in general usage.

A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".
Don't let Jon touch that computer, he's a walking Charlie Foxtrot.
by CF May 1, 2003
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Clusterfucktabulous!

An optional answer for someone involved in a clusterfuck when they're asked how it's going.
"How it going with that project?"
"It's clusterfucktabulous!"
by Shockman February 25, 2006
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