clot

Someone that is being counter-productive by doing nothing.

We've got a presentation due tomorrow and you haven't even done anything, you clot.

by CHIPDIX July 7, 2018

clot buster

Busting a nut when your girl has a heavy flow.

I had to have it, so I gave my girl a clot buster.

by Clotbuster March 3, 2016

Clot Crack

Someone who suck asshole and eats ass crack

“ dude your such a clot crack”

“Your the one eating your girls ass crack”

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

Corn Clot

Noun

A turd lathered in corn kernels; The aftermath of a corn-on-the-cob buffet;

"Hold my beer while I go pass this corn clot."

by mississippi_dude September 21, 2022

Clot

Collective noun for a group of phlebotomists.

1. A clot of phlebotomists.

2. Every morning, clots of phlebotomists would meet to discuss any cases that may be difficult. They would categorise these difficult cases as"stones" not to be attempted singularly.
Getting blood from stones always took a clot of phlebotomists,.

3. New extraction techniques were always first reviewed by the senior sub-clot committee (the cream of the clots) before being adopted by the super-clot community.

by Ratus Bagus July 29, 2025

clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014

Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 10, 2025