Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1

Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.

by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024

Clogging

The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.

"It's funny that Moost Ciabatta got caught clogging again, you can't even keep track these days."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022

hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015

Yodel my oxen clogs!

an inappropriate phrase...

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!

by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012

Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.

"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015