clarinet

1.Firewood
2.Proof god has a sense of humor

Franky:Oh man theres no more wood
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.

by QuienEsTuMadre November 8, 2007

Chairing

Sexual term-means to have sex or sexual intercourse
Also a term for a violent act

Hey man, did you chair that girl yet?

Dude he got chaired, it was brutal

I walked in on my parents chairing, it was disgusting

by cdr61804 June 23, 2009

clarinet

Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.

Suck my Clarinet, Callahan!

by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

bass clarinet

A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.

Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...

by Fred Durst jr. December 14, 2008

rusty clarinete

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.

the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

claiming the wall

a guy is giving you head and it fills so good that you trying to cliam the head dored ( that shit fill good as hell)

when i eat your pussy im going to make you "claiming the wall"

by boss pookie March 24, 2010

Clarinet

A wood sucker.

Along with saxophones.

Another reason why clarinets are favored by so many male band direstors.

by Flutey [[Trumpet hater]] June 11, 2008