circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat

My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

ok circumcised

something ittastelikeafetus on instagram says cause shes so funny and epic cool

chase keith : new post

ittastelikeafetus: ok circumcised

by jizzinyourjuulkids December 29, 2019

Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.

Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms

by jewgirl May 22, 2023

The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.

BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision

by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019

Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off

Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.

by Brodyrick January 18, 2021

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023