roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

ok circumcised

something ittastelikeafetus on instagram says cause shes so funny and epic cool

chase keith : new post

ittastelikeafetus: ok circumcised

by jizzinyourjuulkids December 29, 2019

Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.

Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms

by jewgirl May 22, 2023

Circumcised Sex

Sex with a person who is circumcised.

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025

Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

Circumcision

Circumcision

What is circumcision

by anonymous April 17, 2022

circumcision

Cutting off the top of the male genital for religious, rare medical, or puritanical(anti-masturbation) reasons.

Paul: Masturbating is great!
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.

by fjolfberg June 14, 2024