cigarette gangsta

a famdem that engages in ciggy smoker

im a cigarette gangsta

cigarette gangsta by mandem_1 May 22, 2018

Cigarette gnomes 

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.

"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"

Cigarette gnomes by Tobacc co August 5, 2018

Cigarette crush 

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”

Cigarette crush by XxMoist_BaconxX January 19, 2019

cigarette sandwich 

When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.

The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.

cigarette sandwich by The real daydr33mer May 5, 2019

Cigarette Chair 

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

Cigarette Chair by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021

Cigarette cream

Cumming inside a old smoker

I’ve been down bad recently I brought home Barbara and give her the ol’ cigarette cream

Cigarette cream by Badlilnub January 21, 2022

Cigarette lit on both sides 

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

Cigarette lit on both sides by spahT May 19, 2023