Kirk Alberts has a chode, he is the perfect example. Your dick is wider than it is long. It's unbelievable this guy kirk, his dick is 4 by 1 inches!.
by Chode-King May 25, 2003
by bread infection October 23, 2005
an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)
In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.
by Carl Bracken July 16, 2006
It's a Middle Eastern instrument that comes from the depths of King Tutenkamen's Grave. It's not as cool as you think.
by johnstamos69 April 29, 2005
a word used to describe a boy who was giving a fatass a lapdance and took a picture but little did he know that his tiny, chode was sticking out of his unbuttoned boxers. The word circulated that mancuso had a chode and now everyone refers to this fat shit as CHODE MASTA FLEX. then after this affair, he went and got a flat, horse loving girlfriend because she is all he can get.
by Greek Power June 23, 2006
by Simon Smith May 08, 2003