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chip

(verb) to cock block or prevent a guy from intimately engaging with a girl.
1) Dude, that guy totally chipped me and wouldn't leave me and Steph alone for the whole night.
2) She's a notroious chipper and doesn't let her friend go home with anyone.
by steph April 12, 2005
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Chips

when something is not as spectacular as you were led to believe.
When you get invited to a party expecting delicious food, and all there is to eat is chips.

When you have sex with a beautiful woman and you find out afterwards she's a dude. Chips.
by Chip-Oh May 10, 2009
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chip

In car culture, an integrated circuit or circuit board, manufactured by an aftermarket company, intended to replace the stock electronic control unit and boost power by changing the ignition and fuel-mapping of the vehicle.
Dude, you could add twenty horsepower to that GTI of yours just by adding a chip!
by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003
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Chipped

When you leave your dick in and she is screaming at you to pull out. Similar to leaving your credit card with the chip in the machine and it beeps for you to pull out/remove card.
I chipped Sally last night. haha
by TacoCatTacoCat October 26, 2017
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chip

stolen cell phone, used to make fee phone calls
i was on my chip when i saw this fly ass beezy!
by fotweny November 15, 2004
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Chip

noun- fruity, corny, cheesy, danielle
noun -You are a chip. You are a fruit.
adj- Your are really chippy. You are really fruity.
by Ellios November 16, 2007
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FISH & CHIPS

British Army acronym describing urban warfare, it stands for Fighting In Someone's House & Causing Havoc In People's Streets. It probably comes from some squaddie saying that urban warfare was fighting in someone’s house, another realised that it spelled “FISH”. The logical thing, given the British soldierssense of humour would be to add “& CHIPS” and find something appropriate to match the letters. Strictly speaking that makes it a bacronym, but a remarkably appropriate one for all that.
Get your gear together we're off on a Fish & Chips exercise.
by AKACroatalin April 18, 2015
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