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Cheeseburger and Cunnilingus Day

A day on March 14th where you dedicate nothing but to praise your wife and eating her out for making your Valentines Day so wonderful. As well as cheese on burgers
"Dude i had the BEST burger on Cheeseburger and Cunnilingus Day

Hamburger cheeseburger. 

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

california cheeseburger 

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

A cheeseburger away 

A person who is not fat yet, but 1 more cheeseburger may push them over the limit.
You been eating that good ma?! You look like you're a cheeseburger away….

gimme that cheeseburger 

This is the way to describe a fat girl. There are many variations depending on just how fat, it can go up to as high as gimme that triple bacon cheeseburger.
I went on a blind date with this girl last night and she was a all gimme that cheeseburger, so I left immediately.

I was on MySpace checking out this girl, but she only had the myspace angle shot meaning she's definitely a gimme that triple cheeseburger.

Dick cheeseburger 

Any radio station program director who changes a rock station to easy listening.
You guy's must think i'm a real dick cheeseburger.
Dick cheeseburger by slmdawg February 27, 2011