Child

Tommyinnit

“Oh that’s the child’s fault”
(Other person l) “TOMMY”

by Froggyislost March 6, 2022

Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

Child

A small person that cries a lot.

POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022

Child

Tommyinnit

hes a child duh

by Sexyassgirldickpussybitchgirl March 20, 2022

child

annoyig thing that schouldn't exist

i want to coomit murder on that child

by agh im goona die May 19, 2022

child

the reason why i don't want sex

oh go piss off i'm not getting a child

by piss e piss May 28, 2022