Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

salty ceasar

A salad that has been splooged on.

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

Celardor

1) J.R.R. Tolkien, an accomplished professional philologist as well as novelist, described "cellar door" as the most beautiful combination of sounds possible in the English language. This is an alternative spelling.

2) Land of the mythical twin Nor'veI cities of Alagasco and Tennegasco

1) Man, 'celardor' doesn't even sound that cool; I don't know what he was talking about.

2) "...and they journeyed for a fortnight and a half deep into the country of Celardor..."

by K Wheezle May 26, 2004

Cesalee

1. An English name meaning "Blind of Self Beauty".

1. "You're so pretty."

"No, I'm ugly."

"Wow, you're truely a Cesalee."

by :DD<3 April 10, 2009

I'm going to pull a Cesar Romero

The act of sleeping, sitting or resting in between takes or turns during sports or board games. Named after the actor Cesar Remero who used to sleep inbetween takes of the 1966 Batman TV shows.

1: Dude I'm tired, I'm going to pull a Cesar Romero. Wake me when it's my turn.

2: "Where's Gary?" "Oh he's pulling a Cesar Remero"

by M tizzle trian October 25, 2011

cellardoor

The famous linguist that said this was JRR Tolkien. It is mentioned in his Biography.

by S Tappin September 15, 2003

Celia

Celia can be crazy. She is smart. Hold on to her while you can. Don't keep anything important from her. Once you backstab her might as well find your self a new friend. Gets jealous easily. Doesn't always mean what she says. Keeps her promise with certain people. She will develop a crush on you at first sight. She is gullible.

Have you seen Celia? She is crazy!

by Love life 325 February 15, 2020