cone mccaslin

a very hott guy who plays the bass in the summs

WOW look at that really hott guy named Cone playing the bass!!

by cate January 14, 2004

bukkake cone

Noun
The same cone used around a dog's neck. Used so that the jizz won't go to waste.

That bukkake cone was really useful in catching the jizz of the 50 guys.

by Big Daddy C April 24, 2006

ConeLife

A brotherhood ; where you live with simple rules. Rule 1: drive a truck. Rule 2: get money...all the damn time. Rule 3: you live the conelife every day. Rule 4: don't ask questions about the conelife. Rule 5: say "yee yee" and shoot guns. Rule 6: get bitches. Rule 7: jeff richards is a pussy. :)

You ain't livin conelife, you ain't livin my life...

by jeffy rich is gay April 6, 2014

coner

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.

by Jerktart May 25, 2012

Attack of the clones

When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.

Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.

by smpoza February 13, 2009

Clone

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

by ted December 10, 2003

Cone Thugging

Cone thugging began in October 2008 in Fair Oaks, Ca. It has spread like wildfire and become a common prank in Sacramento, Ca. Started by Kayla Ravanelli and Emily Romero, this prank seems to pop up everywhere. The task is simple: find a traffic cone, write a haiku on it, and leave it on someone's front lawn and/or motor vehicle. The next day, if the cone is trashed nearby, steal a plethora of cones and leave them in a creative fashion everyday for a week. Any type of traffic cone will do...tall skinny ones, short and fat, etc.

A construction site is right up the street...you guys up for some cone thugging?

Some Cone Thugs came last night and I was inspired by their haikus.

by Epic Immaculation July 16, 2009