mohogany canoe

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.

mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.

by zach cristler August 23, 2007

Blue Canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.

by Law,L May 18, 2008

paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

Dude in the canoe

Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.

When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.

by ToddEH October 20, 2008

douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

oof canoe

(/o͞of kəˈno͞o/)

1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.

2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.

I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.

by Jewals November 7, 2018

vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018