candlestick

The third party. The friend always together with the couple.

Brian and Jenny are so cute together, they went out on a date at a very nice restaurant. Lauren went with them, she is such a candlestick!

by lalalili October 24, 2007

Cankels

Dannielle Hall

If she wasn't such a trifling bitch, I'd never even notice Dannielle's cankels.

by can-kulz May 10, 2003

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Blowing out the candles

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.

Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.

by Trailer Daddy February 18, 2010

cankletwat

A woman who is too much of a mess (physically and/or emotionally) to be worthy of being called a "bitch."

That hypocrite likes to pick apart everyone else's flaws which she also has but won't accept. What a cankletwat!

"Cankletwat" can also be used as a term of endearment between very close girlfriends, as in, "No more martinis for you, you sassy cankletwat."

by sparklesalad October 18, 2008

Cankleblossom

Term of endearment for your cankley wife.
Or, a tattoo of a flower on a cankle.

Are you well tonight, my cankleblossom?

by RCColanotCocaorPepsi April 10, 2009

cankleitis

NOUN: (cank-ul-EYE-tiss)

The affliction of enormous cankles.

"Don't go near her, she has cankleitis!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010