cheese candle

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

Canade

A Canadian

guy 1:Dude, that guy is really nice and he smells like maple syrup.

guy 2: ya hes a canade

by Proffesor Dickweed April 10, 2010

Candlewang

A candle made from a 'Mold a Candle Willy' kit.

I went round his house and there were candlewangs everywhere....... and they were small.

by Candlewang Man November 21, 2010

canadette

A canadette is a female leaf

"Hey, there are canadettes on the tree"

by PRJLGS April 13, 2018

candlebaby

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception

Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby

by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

Candlee

Usually a horse-obsessed girl that is normally named Ainsley.

"Gosh, stop being such a Candlee!"

by candleE May 16, 2019

Canale

To do anal with someone cosplaying camel

Nacho loves a good spot of canale if you will.

by BritishGasser March 9, 2021