Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

by Slutty steak knife May 12, 2023

Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.

I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.

by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023

Bronze Fist

Is similar to an Iron Fist but more lenient than said fist

Guy 1: Did you hear the dictator is allowing more things lately?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's ruling with a bronze fist now.

by TheProtoFurry September 22, 2022

Bronzing

The activity of placing an object up one’s shitty I unwiped ass so it is covered in feces and replacing it in it’s original position

My roommate Kyle kicked me in the balls last night so I Bronzed his Apple Watch

Bronzing

by Mc_staircase December 14, 2021

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces

Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted

by BungalowD December 27, 2020

Bronze Player

A massive bronze that is bad at rl and someone who sucks Your Local Guides small peen and nuts over feet. Massive bronze.

That silverbronze over there can't even air dribble, what a bloody bronze player

by YourLocalFootWanker January 14, 2021

Going For The Bronze

Making your partner cum twice before you do, so you come in third.

God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.

by DirtyNerdyAndWordy January 27, 2021